While planning for our trip to Hawaii, I didn’t put much thought into our itinerary. We were going to be at the beach on an island after all, and I’m all about going with the flow when on beachy, island-y vacations. So when Adam asks the million dollar question “What should we ______” (the blank inevitably filled in with either “do” or “eat”) I had expected to say either “beach” or “pool”.

The Big Island of Hawaii had other plans.

There is so much to do and choose from here activity wise that I began to regret not being more type-A with my vacation planning as I was confronted with seemingly impossible decisions on day 1.

Do I want to hike to see a waterfall? How about drive a little to do some snorkeling? There’s this tiny green sand beach down at the southern most point of the island – how about that?

All of it. That’s the only correct answer. The only limitation should be how long a car ride you can stomach.

For us it’s 2 hours – more specifically it’s 2 hours for our little gremlin. We arrived at the 2 hour conclusion midway through a 3 hour drive. While that didn’t make a definite decision for us, it at least narrowed down the options a bit.

You see, the Big Island of Hawaii is…well…big. There are a few main roads but it just takes a long time to get anywhere over here. To do it all you would need either A) two weeks or B) zero gremlin companions. As we had neither we knew some tough decisions lay ahead of us. We chose to stay closer to the main town of Kailua-Kona so that put us further away from some of the big sites – Volcano National Park, Waipio Valley, etc.

Some other gremlin induced limitations included: not entering Sulphur fumed national parks (sorry Volcanoes), limiting sun-exposure (no-can-do 7 hour days on the beach), constant vigilance near bodies of water (single snorkel excursions for two? Think again parents.).

So we landed on attempting to take a drive up to Waipio Valley where we could see a pretty lookout and hike down to a black sand beach. We made it there with minimal other cars on the road (a good thing about being in paradise is lots of folks sleep in), and minimal gremlin eruptions.

You arrive at the Lookout after climbing to around 2,500 feet elevation from sea level. To us Denverites that may not seem like much, but the views it affords and scenery is impressive. We felt kind of silly getting Zeke all tricked out in his hiking backpack as the Lookout is literally one set of stairs away from the parking lot. As one TripAdvisor poster said – minimal effort with maximum views. He was right.

lookout “The Lookout”

 

I would add an amendment: minimal effort if you don’t hike down to the beach. There is a gate attendant on the road to make sure no one goes down the road without 4 wheel drive engaged. This road is STEEP. Like, oh it’s a roller coaster steep. Except on your feet. With a little gremlin on your back.

The humidity of the jungle becomes fully apparent as you make your way back down to sea level. We walked along a very muddy trail (I refuse to call this pot hole ridden riverbank a ‘road’) until you reach a set of houses in the bottom of the valley – the houses are standing where the old village used to be before it was wiped out by a tsunami. Sweet real estate.

DCIM100GOPRO “The Pothole riddled Riverbank”

 

The waterfall is seen from a distance – we read that you are able to access it by traversing private property and hiking a grueling four miles while fording rivers on your own two feet – but we decided to appreciate the view from a distance. It was breathtaking and immediately apparent why the early Hawaiians – heck and current ones – would choose this land to make their home. (I’m sure being close to a fresh water source had something to do with it too). After we’d gotten our fill of waterfall views we turned around and hiking back along the pothole ridden riverbank towards the beach.

"The Waterfall" “The Waterfall”

 

The beach road got progressively muddier and pothole ridden – at one point we saw an SUV submerge itself up past the grill to drive through a particularly wide waterlogged spot. It was one of the few times we felt lucky to be hoofing it as we were able to stick to drier paths.

"Worth the Hike...Down" “Worth the Hike…Down”

 

The beach was already filling up with locals who were prepping for an all day cookout. Grills were firing up, tables were being set up and surfers were having a ball. Zeke decided to check out the mouth of the river where various pools were created by moving rocks to block certain parts of the water flow. We proceed to get soaked – my shoes and socks included – right before then being covered in black sand. The hike back was looking bleaker and bleaker.

"Black Sand...gets everywhere" “Black Sand…gets everywhere”

 

We start back as rain starts falling (duh.) and the locals are cheering us on, knowing the intense steepness we were about to encounter.

With a deep breath and promises to stop at a brewery on the way home we start the climb. It’s humid. It’s hot. My socks and shoes are soaked AND sandy. We rounded a bend about half way up which is when we realize Zeke must’ve had his thumb out.

A local in his pickup truck stopped and told us to hop in. He was taking his grandsons – who were living it up in the bed of the truck – back to the top after a morning of boogie boarding and wanted to take us the rest of the way.

"Steepness not captured" “Steepness not captured”

 

So there we were, backseat of a truck, Zeke is in between us still strapped into his hiking backpack, while two little kids pepper us with questions from the bed of the pickup, and the driver peppers oncoming drivers with a healthy dose of Hawaiian scoldings when they didn’t move through the narrowest parts quickly enough.

Hitchhiking…I guess Zeke has one less crazy thing to check off his bucket list.

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Travel Day

July 15, 2016

Subtitle: In Which Zeke Obtains A Seat For Himself

Travel days. Not everyone’s most favorite part of travel, but a necessary evil. I happen to be one of those weirdos who still thinks air travel has that special shimmer to it, as if we’re still back in the golden age of flight. Plane food? Delish! Cramped bathroom? How long do I really need anyway! Stuck next to a surly passenger for the next six hours? Hey, it’s only six hours! Basically I’m still amazed by the idea of a steel tube safely transporting hundreds of people anywhere on the planet. What can I say #simpleton.

A travel day with a baby is, however, something I am rather anxious about. As my previous post (ahem…from January…you remember, right?) mentioned MandyandAdam had a baby last year. We have taken our little guy lots of places that have required flights over the past year. In fact, at the beginning, we smugly stated how easy flights were. He just falls asleep! So cute!

Then little guy gets a bit bigger. And more mobile. And more teething-y. Not to mention this kid has an olympic set of lungs. Being born at altitude in Denver most babies have slightly lower oxygen saturation readings — Zeke’s pediatrician just wrote it down as 99% when she kept getting a 100% reading on him during a sick visit.

Kid can yell.

Naturally we were a little nervous about the prospect of a 6+ hour travel day…but our wanderlust was not to be quelled by the mere mortal powers of a baby! Fast forward to six weeks ago when we booked a vacation to Hawaii – the state of my birth – and we mentally prepared for toughing out a flight en route to paradise.

Kids under 2 travel free with the condition that their “seat” is on the lap of an adult. Sometimes we get lucky and there is an open third seat in our row and we can bring on Zeke’s carseat for free (meaning he has his very own seat). Those are the easier flights hands down.

The flight from San Francisco to Hawaii was full. Who would have thought lots of people would be flying to Hawaii on a Thursday in the middle of summer. So we boarded ready to grit our teeth and make it through his blood curdling screams.

Did I mention Zeke was teething and had recently sprung a fever? Yea.

So here we are. Zeke is actually enjoying himself when he hits a sprouting tooth wrong with his snack – cue extremely unhappy and highly vocal child.

Our window seat neighbor had been “sleeping” quite aggressively from the moment we boarded. No one can sleep through this baby’s screams, and homeboy was no exception. We’re doing what we can to calm down baby who had been crying for about five minutes at this point, when the flight attendant appears at our seats. Homeboy then asks “are there ANY other seats?”. I’m sure I turned about five shades of red – homeboy doesn’t respond when Adam tries to good naturedly apologize and explain why Z was so upset.

Flight attendant returns to inform our neighbor that there is a single middle seat left several rows back (we were in the extra leggy bulkhead seats). And. He. Takes. It.

Part of me wants to be mad at him as he huffily grabs his things and scoots by us without a word. A part of me understands. And Adam logically points out our luck that we now have a third seat all to ourselves.

About a minute later Zeke stops crying.

Well played my son, well played.

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I did it!

January 4, 2016

Well, I did it. I successfully did not post for an entire year. Congratulations? I’d begin to tell you about the mental stamina and willpower it took to avoid posting for that long, but I don’t want to give away all of my blogging material at once. Therefore I will kick off 2016 with a […]

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The Happiest, Part Two

August 23, 2014

On International Happy Day I wrote with excitement about the fact that Adam and I were going to be visiting the top happiest places in the world. Denmark holding the number 1 spot. After spending a mere four days in Denmark I think I’ve figured it out. The key to happiness and why Denmark has […]

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Home Away From Home

August 13, 2014

I love when you find something unexpected while traveling. A little American Flag caught my eye on my and Adam’s first day in Denmark. I quickly approached to snap a picture – because nothing says “jet lag” like the incessant need to capture every single moment of your first day. I may recall a blur […]

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Nyhavn

June 6, 2014

When I think of Copenhagen I think of this canal with its brightly colored buildings and boats lining the sides. Nyhavn (pronounced New-Houn…I think…) is one of those sights that is chockfull of tourists for good reason – it’s simply a gorgeous place to be. We wandered over here on our first day and enjoyed […]

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Don’t You Have a Home?

May 31, 2014

Kids say the darnedest things. While Adam and I are wrapping up our travels here in the North, I’m desperately trying to sort through all the different stories I want to tell about our adventures. The fact that I’ve been enjoying myself too much to bother blogging is, well, fantastic. But it sure does leave […]

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Our Saviors Church

May 26, 2014

I know…not exactly the post title you’ve come to expect from yours truly. Nevertheless if you find yourself in Copenhagen I will have to insist that you find your way over to this church. Not for the beautiful interior, or for the organ music that’s played live (or at least was on the day we […]

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